Michael Quach is BACK – with Girl Facts

Michael Quach, the super-spammer of the Android Market, has returned with yet another addition to his bizarre catalogue of spam apps – in the form of Girl Facts. It is basically a list of very obvious social references covered in his advertising, and the best advert for Apple’s aggressive app filtering system.

Here’s Quach’s description:

“Tons of facts & secrets about girls you’ve always wanted to know…are here! This cool app will tell you about all the interesting, weird, odd, fun, mysterious, charming, intriguing & exciting things about girls.

“Bet you don’t know many things about your girl! You can also SMS / Email these girl facts!”

And here it is, in standard text-on-an-image style:

quach girl facts 1 quach girl facts 2

It shouldn’t be allowed. It makes us ANGRY on many levels, not least the staggering lack of creativity on display. It’s like his only frame of cultural reference is the TV series ‘Friends’.

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June 20, 2010 by Gary C in Apps, Opinion, Rubbish Apps

8 Comments

  1. Reply
    eddy
    June 20, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    Besides that he’s launching some other weird crap. Just search the market for Weird Wordsworth 500. Gruesome…

  2. Reply
    MarkG
    June 20, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    The best thing you can do is not give him free advertising of his crapware.

  3. Reply
    Lobotomik
    June 21, 2010 at 3:33 am

    More like Sex in the City. Shit wrapped in glitter and then regurgitated and rewrapped in bad grammar.

    He probably did not even think this himself, but just cut and pasted from those countless supposedly hilarious and wise ppt files that circulate through email and clutter our inboxes, only now people have to be not only stupid enough to find it funny, but to pay for it too.

  4. Reply
    Huw
    June 21, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    Maybe he will get close enough to a woman one day to test these for himself ;)

  5. Reply
    Matt S
    June 21, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    New fact: Girls hate it when people write bad grammar or spelling errors.

    they/the

  6. Reply
    James Adams
    June 21, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    I agree that Michael Quachs apps are crap, but did you know there are at least two developers that are worse than Michael Quach?

    * Pretty Drawer (formerly Pretty Online)
    * jackyli

    These two developers don’t even bother changing their apps, like Michael Quach does. Instead, they make ONE app, and release it hundreds of times under different names… THE SAME EXACT APP released using different names.

    Now, I don’t like Michael Quach, but those two developers are EVIL.

  7. Reply
    Robert
    June 22, 2010 at 10:58 am

    Maybe let’s just start flagging those crappy apps in the market? Maybe we can draw Google’s attention to this problem at least a little…

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