Oh dear. This isn’t Android, thankfully, but is such a monstrosity we feel it necessary to warn you of its existence . It’s the Alcatel Special Edition Royal Wedding Phone, with a ‘God Save The Queen’ ringtone to help celebrate some rich people having a party.
It also includes a “screensaver of the happy couple”. It’s about the worst possible thing you could ever imagine.
It’s available now over at Carphone Warehouse. You’d think a little more aspirational model would be selected to represent the monarchy.


INQ’s Android phone is an interesting “boutique” piece of hardware, packed with unique interface customisations that go far beyond the headline Facebook integration. We like it a lot.
E
/ March 21, 2011I saw these the other day and near about smashed my head off the counter.
Anton Gully
/ March 21, 2011Those buttons aren’t big enough for my Granny to use.
Simon
/ March 21, 2011Ooh it’s the Alcatel OT-209. The very same phone that Carphone Warehouse sell for £2.95 + £10 top up.
£12.04 extra for a chavvy union jack cover, ringtone and wallpaper. One certainly does not approve.